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Post by BlitzinBandit on Sept 11, 2008 20:24:32 GMT -5
South park Bigger and better(the movie)
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Post by afan on Sept 14, 2008 10:37:44 GMT -5
"You are young, life has been kind to you. You will learn"
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Post by phydeaux72 on Sept 14, 2008 16:56:27 GMT -5
"You are young, life has been kind to you. You will learn" Sweeney Todd ------------------------------ "You brought a posse to my best hideout and you want to know if I mind. Mister, I don't know any of those names and you're about to die."
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2008 19:07:49 GMT -5
"Aw, s*** yeah. Quicksand's a scary motha, man. I mean, first of all, it suck you right in, and even if you scream, you get all that muck in your mouth..."
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Post by Banana Cat on Sept 14, 2008 20:52:40 GMT -5
These are all from the same movie (the greatest movie of all time) and there are a ton of other memorable lines, but I didn't include the others since it'd give the title away, but if you can't figure the name out easily then you've definitely never seen the movie:
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Where were you last night? That's so long ago, I don't remember. Will I see you tonight? I never make plans that far ahead.
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And remember, this gun is pointed right at your heart. That is my least vulnerable spot.
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You give him credit for too much cleverness. My impression was that he's just another blundering American. We musn't underestimate "American blundering". I was with them when they "blundered" into Berlin in 1918.
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As the leader of all illegal activities in __________, I am an influential and respected man.
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This is the end of the chase. Twenty thousand francs says it isn't. Is that a serious offer? I just paid out twenty. I'd like to get it back. Make it ten. I'm only a poor corrupt official.
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You despise me, don't you? If I gave you any thought I probably would.
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.... think of all the poor devils who can't meet _______'s price. I get it for them for half. Is that so... parasitic? I don't mind a parasite. I object to a cut-rate one.
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How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that. Some day they may be scarce. You know, now I think I shall pay a call on Yvonne. Maybe get her on the rebound. Hmm? When it comes to women, you're a true democrat.
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What in heaven's name brought you to ___________? My health. I came to ___________ for the waters. The waters? What waters? We're in the desert. I was misinformed.
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We are very honored tonight, ______. ________ is one of the reasons the Third Reich enjoys the reputation it has today. You repeat Third Reich as though you expected there to be others! Well, personally, Major, I will take what comes.
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[after _____ pulls a gun on him] Have you lost your mind? I have. Sit down! Put that gun down! I don't want to shoot you, but I will if you take one more step! [With amusement] Under the circumstances I will sit down.
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... may I? Oh no! Not here please! Come to my office tomorrow morning. We'll do everything businesslike. We'll be there at six! I'll be there at ten.
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Oh no, Emil, please. A bottle of your best champagne, and put it on my bill. Very well, sir. Captain, please... Oh, please, monsieur. It is a little game we play. They put it on the bill, I tear up the bill. It is very convenient.
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By the way, last night you evinced an interest in ___________. Yes. I believe you have a message for him? Nothing important, but may I speak to him now? You would find the conversation a trifle one-sided. __________ is dead. Oh. I am making out the report now. We haven't quite decided yet whether he committed suicide or died trying to escape.
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Too bad about those two German couriers, wasn't it? They got a lucky break. Yesterday they were just two German clerks. Today they're the "Honored Dead". You are a very cynical person, _______, if you'll forgive me for saying so. I forgive you.
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Post by Banana Cat on Sept 14, 2008 20:53:38 GMT -5
"Aw, s*** yeah. Quicksand's a scary motha, man. I mean, first of all, it suck you right in, and even if you scream, you get all that muck in your mouth..." Replacements?
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Post by Banana Cat on Sept 14, 2008 20:57:12 GMT -5
You brought a posse to my best hideout and you want to know if I mind. Mister, I don't know any of those names and you're about to die. Silverado
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Post by BlitzinBandit on Sept 14, 2008 20:58:08 GMT -5
These are all from the same movie (the greatest movie of all time) and there are a ton of other memorable lines, but I didn't include the others since it'd give the title away, but if you can't figure the name out easily then you've definitely never seen the movie: -------------------------------------------- Where were you last night? That's so long ago, I don't remember. Will I see you tonight? I never make plans that far ahead.
-------------------------------------------- And remember, this gun is pointed right at your heart. That is my least vulnerable spot.-------------------------------------------- You give him credit for too much cleverness. My impression was that he's just another blundering American. We musn't underestimate "American blundering". I was with them when they "blundered" into Berlin in 1918. -------------------------------------------- As the leader of all illegal activities in __________, I am an influential and respected man. -------------------------------------------- This is the end of the chase. Twenty thousand francs says it isn't. Is that a serious offer? I just paid out twenty. I'd like to get it back. Make it ten. I'm only a poor corrupt official. -------------------------------------------- You despise me, don't you? If I gave you any thought I probably would. -------------------------------------------- .... think of all the poor devils who can't meet _______'s price. I get it for them for half. Is that so... parasitic? I don't mind a parasite. I object to a cut-rate one. -------------------------------------------- How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that. Some day they may be scarce. You know, now I think I shall pay a call on Yvonne. Maybe get her on the rebound. Hmm? When it comes to women, you're a true democrat. -------------------------------------------- What in heaven's name brought you to ___________? My health. I came to ___________ for the waters. The waters? What waters? We're in the desert. I was misinformed. -------------------------------------------- We are very honored tonight, ______. ________ is one of the reasons the Third Reich enjoys the reputation it has today. You repeat Third Reich as though you expected there to be others! Well, personally, Major, I will take what comes. -------------------------------------------- [after _____ pulls a gun on him] Have you lost your mind? I have. Sit down! Put that gun down! I don't want to shoot you, but I will if you take one more step! [With amusement] Under the circumstances I will sit down. -------------------------------------------- ... may I? Oh no! Not here please! Come to my office tomorrow morning. We'll do everything businesslike. We'll be there at six! I'll be there at ten. -------------------------------------------- Oh no, Emil, please. A bottle of your best champagne, and put it on my bill. Very well, sir. Captain, please... Oh, please, monsieur. It is a little game we play. They put it on the bill, I tear up the bill. It is very convenient. -------------------------------------------- By the way, last night you evinced an interest in ___________. Yes. I believe you have a message for him? Nothing important, but may I speak to him now? You would find the conversation a trifle one-sided. __________ is dead. Oh. I am making out the report now. We haven't quite decided yet whether he committed suicide or died trying to escape. -------------------------------------------- Too bad about those two German couriers, wasn't it? They got a lucky break. Yesterday they were just two German clerks. Today they're the "Honored Dead". You are a very cynical person, _______, if you'll forgive me for saying so. I forgive you. Casablanca
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2008 8:38:51 GMT -5
"Aw, s*** yeah. Quicksand's a scary motha, man. I mean, first of all, it suck you right in, and even if you scream, you get all that muck in your mouth..." Replacements? Yup
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2008 8:43:05 GMT -5
Dear Lord, we pray that we may win this game today. We ask that you give us the strength and the courage to win our 2nd straight state championship. We ask Lord that nobody on our side is seriously injured. We know that we are the best team. We ask that you allow us to win this game. The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it, because that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. Alright lift your heads boys, prayers over. I talked to God. I'm through talking to God, now I'm talking to you. You're gonna be out there in front of your families, the student body, every girl you ever had a hard on for is gonna be out there today but you will not be going to no sock-hop tonight boys, you will not get no honey on your stinger if you don't go out there and bust your ass. Because this is it. This is the big one. I want you to taste it. I want you to smell it son. There's winners and there's nothing else. I don't give a sh** what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser you go live in Russia. I'm not a loser. I'm a winner. I'm an American. Who wants to be John Wayne? Who wants to grab a root and hang on? Who wants to get a mean on? Get a mean on son. Let me see you get a mean on son. Now who wants it? I want to know, who wants this? Who wants to get a mean on? Who wants it? Let's go!
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Post by phydeaux72 on Sept 17, 2008 11:09:35 GMT -5
Hawkeye dug deep for that one.
Johnny Be Good
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Post by Bouncer_Texxx on Sept 17, 2008 11:12:12 GMT -5
Dear Lord, we pray that we may win this game today. We ask that you give us the strength and the courage to win our 2nd straight state championship. We ask Lord that nobody on our side is seriously injured. We know that we are the best team. We ask that you allow us to win this game. The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it, because that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and ****s. Alright lift your heads boys, prayers over. I talked to God. I'm through talking to God, now I'm talking to you. You're gonna be out there in front of your families, the student body, every girl you ever had a hard on for is gonna be out there today but you will not be going to no sock-hop tonight boys, you will not get no honey on your stinger if you don't go out there and bust your ass. Because this is it. This is the big one. I want you to taste it. I want you to smell it son. There's winners and there's nothing else. I don't give a sh** what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser you go live in Russia. I'm not a loser. I'm a winner. I'm an American. Who wants to be John Wayne? Who wants to grab a root and hang on? Who wants to get a mean on? Get a mean on son. Let me see you get a mean on son. Now who wants it? I want to know, who wants this? Who wants to get a mean on? Who wants it? Let's go! Johnny Be Good. "You're not God, coach Nickerson. You're just a typing teacher."
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Post by Banana Cat on Sept 17, 2008 19:08:38 GMT -5
Dear Lord, we pray that we may win this game today. We ask that you give us the strength and the courage to win our 2nd straight state championship. We ask Lord that nobody on our side is seriously injured. We know that we are the best team. We ask that you allow us to win this game. The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it, because that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and ****s. Alright lift your heads boys, prayers over. I talked to God. I'm through talking to God, now I'm talking to you. You're gonna be out there in front of your families, the student body, every girl you ever had a hard on for is gonna be out there today but you will not be going to no sock-hop tonight boys, you will not get no honey on your stinger if you don't go out there and bust your ass. Because this is it. This is the big one. I want you to taste it. I want you to smell it son. There's winners and there's nothing else. I don't give a sh** what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser you go live in Russia. I'm not a loser. I'm a winner. I'm an American. Who wants to be John Wayne? Who wants to grab a root and hang on? Who wants to get a mean on? Get a mean on son. Let me see you get a mean on son. Now who wants it? I want to know, who wants this? Who wants to get a mean on? Who wants it? Let's go! Nice quote. Never seen the movie, but I like the speech. Replacements is still my favorite football movie though...not high on the IQ, but very fun.
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Post by Banana Cat on Sept 17, 2008 19:31:53 GMT -5
Two different quotes from my second favorite football movie:
[Lights turn off in stadium]What's that? They're just closing up the place. Here, give me your hand. There's nothing to be afraid of. What did you say? What? When you said, "There's nothing to be afraid of," your voice sounded so familiar. Well, like I said, I thought I knew you, too. People always think they knew somebody before. Yes, they do. I was going to meet a bunch of people, have a party... I'm a little late. I'm sorry. No, no, no... All of a sudden, I don't feel like going to a party, and I thought maybe if... I mean... You want to have a cup of coffee or something? [Looks deeply into his eyes.] Well, I guess not. You're the quarterback. Yeah. How'd you know that? Yes, I'd love to have a cup of coffee with you.
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He got my team. The son of a **** got my team. What kind of pressure did he use, Milt? All I asked was sixty-seven million, and he said "okay." Ruthless bastard.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2008 23:50:53 GMT -5
Heaven Can Wait
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