doobi
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Post by doobi on Apr 9, 2010 21:43:45 GMT -5
I think the Bandits defense is getting better so as long as we don't let the strom get a quick lead of 2 scores or more, then we will have a chance, maybe even a chance at a lopsided victory.
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Post by BNDC on Apr 9, 2010 23:57:14 GMT -5
Doobi as soon as the Sioux Falls "fans" quit smelling there own farts they are going to light you up for saying lopsided victory.
Good job.
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doobi
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Post by doobi on Apr 10, 2010 1:32:02 GMT -5
Yeah I know. I figured they needed a laugh.
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Post by ThrowItTo7 on Apr 10, 2010 5:37:46 GMT -5
That was a good one, I had my mouth open and everything... I can taste it on my lips...
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Post by BNDC on Apr 10, 2010 8:59:02 GMT -5
I had my mouth open and everything... I can taste it on my lips... When my wife says that to me, super sexy. When you say it, super gay.
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Post by Bouncer_Texxx on Apr 10, 2010 9:36:33 GMT -5
A Storm fan and a Bandit fan are playing golf. The Storm fan is getting ready to tee off and suddenly starts talking to his thumb.
Bandit fan says: "What you doin?"
"Oh, don't worry, with Microtechnology I have a Microphone in my thumb. I was just recording a message."
The 2 men carry on golfing, but all of a sudden the Bandit fan makes a funny sound, that amazingly sounds like a fart. The Storm fan looks over at him. 'Oh,' says the Bandit fan. "Don't worry, I'm just receiving a fax."
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Post by Bouncer_Texxx on Apr 10, 2010 9:39:13 GMT -5
BNDC sits in front of TV all day, farting like there's no tommorrow. But not just gassy airish farts, I'm talking mega greasy wet ones, the kind that would make your dog puke. The wife, understandably is angry as f**k, and says: "one day Honey, you are gonna fart your guts out." THe next Sunday, as wife is preparing Turkey for sunday lunch, BNDC falls asleep. THe wife spies an opportunity to get her own back, so she takes the innards of the turkey and places them in the underwear her husband is wearing. She then went back to cooking the turkey. Later on that night, BNDC came to the dinner table looking very frightened.
"What happened?" asked his wife.
"Well," BNDC said, "you were right. I farted my guts out."
"What did you do?" asked his wife.
"Well with the Grace of God and these two fingers I got 'em all back up in there!"
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Post by Bouncer_Texxx on Apr 10, 2010 9:41:18 GMT -5
BLZ and his wife have gone to bed. After laying in bed for a few minutes the man lets rip a fart. Wifey rolls over and growls, "What in God's name was that?" BLZ says, "TOUCHDOUWN, I'm ahead, 7 to nothing!!!" A few minutes later the wife lets rip a Scorcher. BLZ says, "Crikey, what was that?" She replies "Touchdown, tie score." BLZ lays there for about 10 minutes trying to work one up. He tries so hard he craps in bed. The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?" He replies, "Halftime, switch sides."
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Post by Bouncer_Texxx on Apr 10, 2010 9:42:23 GMT -5
oh, and it's game day in case you, by some sort of cosmic event, had forgotten.
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Post by banditsleapzone on Apr 10, 2010 11:57:18 GMT -5
BLZ and his wife have gone to bed. After laying in bed for a few minutes the man lets rip a fart. Wifey rolls over and growls, "What in God's name was that?" BLZ says, "TOUCHDOUWN, I'm ahead, 7 to nothing!!!" A few minutes later the wife lets rip a Scorcher. BLZ says, "Crikey, what was that?" She replies "Touchdown, tie score." BLZ lays there for about 10 minutes trying to work one up. He tries so hard he craps in bed. The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?" He replies, "Halftime, switch sides." All jokes aside that actually did happen.
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Post by BNDC on Apr 10, 2010 13:40:21 GMT -5
I got warned on Facebook for sending threating messages. I didn't threaten anyone but it is a fairly heated discussion on the Tyson Centers Status updates.
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Post by BNDC on Apr 10, 2010 22:01:28 GMT -5
Well I hope the Storm fans were once again to enjoy themselves as the Bandits self destructed agian. WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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Post by Bouncer_Texxx on Apr 10, 2010 23:50:07 GMT -5
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Post by kratos on Apr 11, 2010 0:09:19 GMT -5
LOL thats awesome!!!
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Post by CF4L on Apr 11, 2010 0:31:02 GMT -5
Owned!
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