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Post by Banana Cat on Mar 4, 2011 21:16:32 GMT -5
"WINNING" -- Charlie Sheen
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Post by Banana Cat on Mar 4, 2011 21:22:54 GMT -5
That 20/20 Interview with Sheen was something.
Here's some more Sheen:
"I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."
"I have one speed, one gear. ... I'm different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man. Dying's for fools, dying's for amateurs."
"Every day is just filled with just wins. All we do is put wins in the record books. We win so radically in our underwear before our first cup of coffee, it's scary. People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view."
On his prediliction for porn stars: "They're the best at what they do and I'm the best at what I do. And together it's like, it's on. Sorry, Middle America. Yeah, I said it."
"I tried marriage. I'm 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer -- I believe in numbers. I'm not going 0 for 4. I'm not wearing a golden sombrero."
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Post by Banana Cat on Mar 4, 2011 21:24:32 GMT -5
"Every day is just filled with just wins. All we do is put wins in the record books. We win so radically in our underwear before our first cup of coffee, it's scary. People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view." I wish the Beef could win before their first cup of coffee...no wait, that is scary.
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Post by Banana Cat on Mar 5, 2011 9:25:50 GMT -5
More Sheen:
“The nights I don’t sleep it’s because there’s a higher calling telling me to stand guard.”
“I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total bitchin’ rock star from Mars.”
“Awesome. Awesome. Top Gun rockstar. Awesome.”
On quiting drugs: “I closed my eyes and made it so with the power of my mind, and unlearned 22 years of fiction … the fiction of AA. It’s a silly book written by a broken-down fool.”
On avoiding relapsing: "I just don't do it. I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path because it was written for normal people. People who aren't special. People who don't have tiger blood and Adonis DNA."
On how his daughters will react when they're older: "They'll wake up one day and realize how cool dad is. And, you know, signs all the checks on the front, not the back. And you know, we need him and we need his wisdom and his bitchin'-ness."
"Duh, winning! It's, like, guys, IMDB right there, 62 movies and a ton of success. I mean, c'mon bro, I won best picture at 20. I wasn't even trying. I wasn't even warm."
"I mean, what's not to love [about partying]? Especially when you see how I party man, it's epic. The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them, just look like droopy-eyed, armless children."
"When you have tiger blood running through your veins it boils and it fuels you. It boils in a state that would eclipse a microwave."
“I'm just doing things my own way. I don't know if I will drink again. How do you turn down a perfect 1982 Petrus?”
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