Post by PhattyMatty on Apr 5, 2009 17:16:26 GMT -5
Last night, April 4th 2009, Wheeling, WV was the site of the biggest miscarriage of just in Sports Entertainment since the events that happened in Montreal on November 9th way back in 1997. That's right the Montreal Screwjob. But last night the traveshamockery affected me, Phatty Matty.
Anyone that witnessed the dance off between me and the chicken with their own two eyes, knows what I know and that is the fact that I won the dance off hands down. The crowd poped huge for the Rope Em Cowboy and the Big Wiggle. Not to mention the fact that most of the moves the Chicken were doing are banned from Indoor Football Dance Off Competitions.
Nevertheless the first time they did they took it to the crowd I was the clear winner. As all of Phatty Matty's Phanboys showed their support and appreciate for the most electrifing Phan in minor league sports. However somehow the second time they did it, boos magically appeared. Now either it was the becasue the men in attendence realized that they could never have as smooth as moves as I do and booed out of jealousy, while the women realized that they never EVEEEEEEEEEEEER could be with me and booed out of spite. OR they piped the boos in.
IF they piped the boos in, which I think they did, then I Phatty Matty am a Conspiracy Victim. How far the Conspiracy reaches I do not yet know. However I'm sure that the Thundering Chicken and the Easter Bunny are involved. And if the Easter Bunny is involved in the Conspiracy then so must Cupid, the Tooth Fairy, the Great Pumpkin, the Goobly Gooker, and probably even Santa Claus himself.
I also find it quite a coincidence that honory deadzONE member Donnie wasn't in attendence when it went down. Plus I was blindslided and told it had to happen that week as opposed to the 25th when I thought it was going to happen. So if you add up all the facts like I did, it equals one thing and one thing only: A CONSPIRACY.
But fear not Phanboys, your hero, your role model, your savior, Phatty Matty will get to the bottom of this conspiracy. I'm going to use all resources that I have available to me to crack this CONSPIRACY. I'm going on the CHICKEN GATE 08 CONSPIRACY TOUR. The first step will be to local libraies to see if I can find a copy of the Indoor Football Dance OFF Comeptions Offical Rulebook, then to the Malls to confront the Easter Bunny, for his part in this. Then next weekend I'm headed to Ft. Wayne and Troy to see just how far this Conspiracy goes. Stay Tuned for more details.
Anyone that witnessed the dance off between me and the chicken with their own two eyes, knows what I know and that is the fact that I won the dance off hands down. The crowd poped huge for the Rope Em Cowboy and the Big Wiggle. Not to mention the fact that most of the moves the Chicken were doing are banned from Indoor Football Dance Off Competitions.
Nevertheless the first time they did they took it to the crowd I was the clear winner. As all of Phatty Matty's Phanboys showed their support and appreciate for the most electrifing Phan in minor league sports. However somehow the second time they did it, boos magically appeared. Now either it was the becasue the men in attendence realized that they could never have as smooth as moves as I do and booed out of jealousy, while the women realized that they never EVEEEEEEEEEEEER could be with me and booed out of spite. OR they piped the boos in.
IF they piped the boos in, which I think they did, then I Phatty Matty am a Conspiracy Victim. How far the Conspiracy reaches I do not yet know. However I'm sure that the Thundering Chicken and the Easter Bunny are involved. And if the Easter Bunny is involved in the Conspiracy then so must Cupid, the Tooth Fairy, the Great Pumpkin, the Goobly Gooker, and probably even Santa Claus himself.
I also find it quite a coincidence that honory deadzONE member Donnie wasn't in attendence when it went down. Plus I was blindslided and told it had to happen that week as opposed to the 25th when I thought it was going to happen. So if you add up all the facts like I did, it equals one thing and one thing only: A CONSPIRACY.
But fear not Phanboys, your hero, your role model, your savior, Phatty Matty will get to the bottom of this conspiracy. I'm going to use all resources that I have available to me to crack this CONSPIRACY. I'm going on the CHICKEN GATE 08 CONSPIRACY TOUR. The first step will be to local libraies to see if I can find a copy of the Indoor Football Dance OFF Comeptions Offical Rulebook, then to the Malls to confront the Easter Bunny, for his part in this. Then next weekend I'm headed to Ft. Wayne and Troy to see just how far this Conspiracy goes. Stay Tuned for more details.