Post by PhattyMatty on Mar 25, 2009 9:23:47 GMT -5
History of the deadzONE
All of these events are true however names have been changed to protect the innocent and the guilty. Don’t bother asking me who is who as I won’t tell you. This story was told to me in confidence by the mythical Indoor Football Gods in the forms of strict confidence.
When I talk about the deadzONE I’m not referring to the book by Stephen King or the USA television series starring the Awesome Anthony Michael Hall. No this deadzONE is the small but vocal and dedicated group of fans of the Ohio Valley Greyhounds and now the Wheeling Wildcats.
This story starts way back in 2003 when Villano XIII, Villano VI1/2, Villano XXXVII, and PTBB went to a Nailers Game to see HBK, now the story of how Villano XxXVII pissed of HBK is a story for another day. Villano XIII and Villano XXXVII decided to get season tickets for the Ohio Valley Greyhounds. They got tickets in the end zone so Villano XIII could catch a football, plus they were cheap. IT was right then and there that a legend was born.
Villano XXXVII missed the first game due to a Clerks concert. At the concert Villano XXXVII and the Toddler were propositioned by two college girls to come back to their dorm and party with them after the show. At first they were know as the Poole’s Playaz to honor Curtese Poole. Villano XIII and Villano XXXVII got Poole Jersey’s to show their support. Halfway through the first season KK and Hounder of the Kennel Krazies (the Legion of Doom to the deadzONE’s Justice League) referred to Villano XIII and XXXVII’s section as the deadzONE because of the old people that sat there and because of the fact that outside of Villano XIII and XXXVII no one cheered.
Villano XIII and XXXVII took on the name with pride and made sure it was written as deadzONE as if they were the ONE and only true fans of the team, plus they had a strange thing for Anthony Michael Hall since he was in John Hughes movies in the 80s. From their seats above the end zone Villano XIII and XXXVII would mock opposing players most notably “Rusty” Dusty Boner, but more on that later. They would also break out some of their now world famous dances, like the White Guy Robot, The Redneck Stomp, and the Disco Dude.
Ok now back to the Rusty Dusty Bonar story, at some point during the 03 season, good ole Rusty Dusty made the comment “If anyone knows about White Trash, It’s the fans in the Ohio Valley.” This gave Villano XIII and Villano XXVII an idea. Villano XIII put on one of Villano XXXVII dad’s flannel shirts and ford racing hat and drew a heart tattoo with Bonar in the middle of it, thus giving birth to White Trash Villano XIII. They, along with PTBB went to the same restaurant that the Lexington Horsemen were eating their pre game meal at. Some of the Horsemen players saw White Trash Villano XIII and took him back into the room to see Rusty Dusty.
The Hounds went undefeated that season allowing the deadzONE to be able to ride on the fire truck around the streets of Wheeling, yelling “We’re going to the Ship” After the won the Championship Villano XIII and XXXVII were able to hold and kiss the Championship trophy. They also celebrated with Curtese Poole and the trophy, and scenes of that could be seen in the Greyhounds Season Ticket Commercial for the 04 season.
For the 04 season Villano XXXVII added a new signature dance the FST (Faux Strip Tease) and the t-shirts of the game. Among the shirts of the game were Stripper’s Think I’m Cute and Sweet, Atlantic City’s Most Wanted (more on that later), I’m a better dancer than the Greyhound Girls (which becoming ironic a year later), and Anthony Michael Hall for President.
04 also saw the deadzONE in the form of Villano XIII and XXXVII going on the road to such exotic locales as Ft. Wayne, Indiana; Lexington, Kentucky (where they harassed Rusty Dusty); and Atlantic City, NJ. AC saw the darkest day in the history of the deadzONE as Villano XIII and XXXVII got kicked out of Boardwalk Hall in a grave miscarriage of justice perpetrated by the naziesque militant First Strike Security. Who also held several racial ****s at our two heroes, referring to them as “Honkys” and “crackers’. Villano XIII and XXXVII lost their smile and for awhile were done retired from Indoor Football, that lasted all of week.
During their many roadtrips Villano XIII and Villano XXXVII made friends with many fans in both Lexington and Ft. Wayne. Some of these friendships remain intact to this day. Villano XXXVII hopes to see some of the Ft. Wayne Faithful, this Saturday when the Freedom come to Wheeling.
The 2005 season was a turbulent one that saw the deadzONE’s once good relationship with the front office become rocky and disentigrate. It was also the year in which a flirtionship developed between Villano XXXVII and Hermoine a dancer for the team. 2005 also saw Villano XIII and XXXVII join the Freedom Force, the Meatheads, and Section O.
Guess we’ll start with the flirtionship between Villano XXXVII and Hermoine.. It started out innocently enough on the message board ran by Villano XIII, as it was a two hour delay so while waiting for their students to get there Villano XXXVII and Hermoine started chatting in the dance team section (Villano XXXVII also talked to other girls like Intern and Lisa L, which got him told to knock it off) From there it lead to a meeting at the next Hounds game where Hermoine wanted her picture taking with Villano XXXVII, the flirtionshio snowballed from there. There were conversations on AIM nd the chat room on the board. There were also texts and man were there texts. Villano XXXVII missed a whole game between the Beef and the Horsemen texting Hermoine. Some of the texts did cross the line since HErmoine was dating someone at the time. Even though there were no pictures I guess you could call some of what they did sexting. One time after a Hounds game, Hermoine invited Villano XXXVII out for a drink at that time. Up unitl then Villano XXXVII was straight edge The two of them danced together as Villano XXXVII held Hermoine from behind and Hermoine grinded against him. There were also kisses between them, one in the bar and one was a good night (though calling it a good night kiss when it happened at 2 am). Villano XXXVII and Hermoine remain good friends to this day.
The fallout between the front office and the deadzONE started the first week of the season. The deadzONE was in Ft. Wayne and were supposed to have comp tickets (deadzONE never paid for tickets) called in by the Immaculate One. However apparently the Immaculate One was too busy trying on Sears Sports Jackets and flirting or trying (dude had no game, I saw some of the emails) with the girl in the Ft. Wayne front office to make sure the lifeblood of the team (as George Kellas referred to them as) had tickets. From there Villano XXXVII took to the boards about the downhill trend of the Hounds front office and their mistakes that they were making. Things reached Defcon V when Villano XXXVII started the UIW. Apparantly he said something that Ole Mother Hubbard took wrong. Instead of talking about it in a calm way Ole Mother Hubbard turned his Phillies throwback hat, backwards and was like “Aight, this throw down homey, you be talking the ****e about me, and that aint cool aight” Ok this may not have been the exact conversation but it is close enough. Ole Mother Hubbard wanted to fight Villano XXXVII. Ole Mother Hubbard even threatened to throw Villano XXXVII into the Ohio River. How Villano XXXVII quit from laughing at that threat, we will never know. Things did get patched up between the two the following season in Steubenville.
OF course the events of the night become legendary in the Indoor Football Community and when the deadzONE came to Ft. Wayne the following week, Villano XXXVII made sure he had his floaties with him, just in case someone, tried to throw him in the river.
Also during the 05 season the deadzONE embarked on the Revenge of the Fans Tour. Villano XIII and Villano XXXVII criss crossed the country and many different Indoor Leagues. There were also a t-shirt produced. Shirt was so limited only Villano XXXVII and XII, Dakota Crowe, and Hermoine received one.
The deadzONE tried moving their act to Steubenville, but situations derailed that and alos the Back in Black fan tour. We could get into the reasons why, but its not important. Let’s just say that Villano XXXVII made a wrong decision and choose to give up Indoor Football as he wanted to make Lady Voldermort happy. He also didn’t want to see Lady Voldermort bust Hermoine’s kneecaps with a baseball as she did threaten to do, then throw her down a flight of steps if Hermoine so much as looked at Villano XXXVII. But then again she threatened to do that to anyone that looked at Villano XXXVII.
After a three year absence from the sport of Indoor Football, the deadzONE is set to return to action, this Saturday Night in Wheeling, WV. The deadzONE won’t be the same as the last time we saw them as Villano XIII, the face of the deadzONE has retired once again from the sport. However the heart of the deadzONE Villano XXXVII will be back in the same seats that History was made. Sec 228 Row A seats 6 and 7.
Throughout the Years the deadzONE had many members
03: Villano XIII, Villano XXXVII, PTBB, and That 80s Guy
04: Villano XIII, Villano XXXVII, That 80s Guy, The Toddler, Stats
05: Villano XIII, Villano XXXVII. Villano VI1/2, The Toddler
Honory Members: Banana Cat, Purple Bear, Intern, Lisa L, Hermoine, the Yeagers, and Villano XIII’s Dad.
All of these events are true however names have been changed to protect the innocent and the guilty. Don’t bother asking me who is who as I won’t tell you. This story was told to me in confidence by the mythical Indoor Football Gods in the forms of strict confidence.
When I talk about the deadzONE I’m not referring to the book by Stephen King or the USA television series starring the Awesome Anthony Michael Hall. No this deadzONE is the small but vocal and dedicated group of fans of the Ohio Valley Greyhounds and now the Wheeling Wildcats.
This story starts way back in 2003 when Villano XIII, Villano VI1/2, Villano XXXVII, and PTBB went to a Nailers Game to see HBK, now the story of how Villano XxXVII pissed of HBK is a story for another day. Villano XIII and Villano XXXVII decided to get season tickets for the Ohio Valley Greyhounds. They got tickets in the end zone so Villano XIII could catch a football, plus they were cheap. IT was right then and there that a legend was born.
Villano XXXVII missed the first game due to a Clerks concert. At the concert Villano XXXVII and the Toddler were propositioned by two college girls to come back to their dorm and party with them after the show. At first they were know as the Poole’s Playaz to honor Curtese Poole. Villano XIII and Villano XXXVII got Poole Jersey’s to show their support. Halfway through the first season KK and Hounder of the Kennel Krazies (the Legion of Doom to the deadzONE’s Justice League) referred to Villano XIII and XXXVII’s section as the deadzONE because of the old people that sat there and because of the fact that outside of Villano XIII and XXXVII no one cheered.
Villano XIII and XXXVII took on the name with pride and made sure it was written as deadzONE as if they were the ONE and only true fans of the team, plus they had a strange thing for Anthony Michael Hall since he was in John Hughes movies in the 80s. From their seats above the end zone Villano XIII and XXXVII would mock opposing players most notably “Rusty” Dusty Boner, but more on that later. They would also break out some of their now world famous dances, like the White Guy Robot, The Redneck Stomp, and the Disco Dude.
Ok now back to the Rusty Dusty Bonar story, at some point during the 03 season, good ole Rusty Dusty made the comment “If anyone knows about White Trash, It’s the fans in the Ohio Valley.” This gave Villano XIII and Villano XXVII an idea. Villano XIII put on one of Villano XXXVII dad’s flannel shirts and ford racing hat and drew a heart tattoo with Bonar in the middle of it, thus giving birth to White Trash Villano XIII. They, along with PTBB went to the same restaurant that the Lexington Horsemen were eating their pre game meal at. Some of the Horsemen players saw White Trash Villano XIII and took him back into the room to see Rusty Dusty.
The Hounds went undefeated that season allowing the deadzONE to be able to ride on the fire truck around the streets of Wheeling, yelling “We’re going to the Ship” After the won the Championship Villano XIII and XXXVII were able to hold and kiss the Championship trophy. They also celebrated with Curtese Poole and the trophy, and scenes of that could be seen in the Greyhounds Season Ticket Commercial for the 04 season.
For the 04 season Villano XXXVII added a new signature dance the FST (Faux Strip Tease) and the t-shirts of the game. Among the shirts of the game were Stripper’s Think I’m Cute and Sweet, Atlantic City’s Most Wanted (more on that later), I’m a better dancer than the Greyhound Girls (which becoming ironic a year later), and Anthony Michael Hall for President.
04 also saw the deadzONE in the form of Villano XIII and XXXVII going on the road to such exotic locales as Ft. Wayne, Indiana; Lexington, Kentucky (where they harassed Rusty Dusty); and Atlantic City, NJ. AC saw the darkest day in the history of the deadzONE as Villano XIII and XXXVII got kicked out of Boardwalk Hall in a grave miscarriage of justice perpetrated by the naziesque militant First Strike Security. Who also held several racial ****s at our two heroes, referring to them as “Honkys” and “crackers’. Villano XIII and XXXVII lost their smile and for awhile were done retired from Indoor Football, that lasted all of week.
During their many roadtrips Villano XIII and Villano XXXVII made friends with many fans in both Lexington and Ft. Wayne. Some of these friendships remain intact to this day. Villano XXXVII hopes to see some of the Ft. Wayne Faithful, this Saturday when the Freedom come to Wheeling.
The 2005 season was a turbulent one that saw the deadzONE’s once good relationship with the front office become rocky and disentigrate. It was also the year in which a flirtionship developed between Villano XXXVII and Hermoine a dancer for the team. 2005 also saw Villano XIII and XXXVII join the Freedom Force, the Meatheads, and Section O.
Guess we’ll start with the flirtionship between Villano XXXVII and Hermoine.. It started out innocently enough on the message board ran by Villano XIII, as it was a two hour delay so while waiting for their students to get there Villano XXXVII and Hermoine started chatting in the dance team section (Villano XXXVII also talked to other girls like Intern and Lisa L, which got him told to knock it off) From there it lead to a meeting at the next Hounds game where Hermoine wanted her picture taking with Villano XXXVII, the flirtionshio snowballed from there. There were conversations on AIM nd the chat room on the board. There were also texts and man were there texts. Villano XXXVII missed a whole game between the Beef and the Horsemen texting Hermoine. Some of the texts did cross the line since HErmoine was dating someone at the time. Even though there were no pictures I guess you could call some of what they did sexting. One time after a Hounds game, Hermoine invited Villano XXXVII out for a drink at that time. Up unitl then Villano XXXVII was straight edge The two of them danced together as Villano XXXVII held Hermoine from behind and Hermoine grinded against him. There were also kisses between them, one in the bar and one was a good night (though calling it a good night kiss when it happened at 2 am). Villano XXXVII and Hermoine remain good friends to this day.
The fallout between the front office and the deadzONE started the first week of the season. The deadzONE was in Ft. Wayne and were supposed to have comp tickets (deadzONE never paid for tickets) called in by the Immaculate One. However apparently the Immaculate One was too busy trying on Sears Sports Jackets and flirting or trying (dude had no game, I saw some of the emails) with the girl in the Ft. Wayne front office to make sure the lifeblood of the team (as George Kellas referred to them as) had tickets. From there Villano XXXVII took to the boards about the downhill trend of the Hounds front office and their mistakes that they were making. Things reached Defcon V when Villano XXXVII started the UIW. Apparantly he said something that Ole Mother Hubbard took wrong. Instead of talking about it in a calm way Ole Mother Hubbard turned his Phillies throwback hat, backwards and was like “Aight, this throw down homey, you be talking the ****e about me, and that aint cool aight” Ok this may not have been the exact conversation but it is close enough. Ole Mother Hubbard wanted to fight Villano XXXVII. Ole Mother Hubbard even threatened to throw Villano XXXVII into the Ohio River. How Villano XXXVII quit from laughing at that threat, we will never know. Things did get patched up between the two the following season in Steubenville.
OF course the events of the night become legendary in the Indoor Football Community and when the deadzONE came to Ft. Wayne the following week, Villano XXXVII made sure he had his floaties with him, just in case someone, tried to throw him in the river.
Also during the 05 season the deadzONE embarked on the Revenge of the Fans Tour. Villano XIII and Villano XXXVII criss crossed the country and many different Indoor Leagues. There were also a t-shirt produced. Shirt was so limited only Villano XXXVII and XII, Dakota Crowe, and Hermoine received one.
The deadzONE tried moving their act to Steubenville, but situations derailed that and alos the Back in Black fan tour. We could get into the reasons why, but its not important. Let’s just say that Villano XXXVII made a wrong decision and choose to give up Indoor Football as he wanted to make Lady Voldermort happy. He also didn’t want to see Lady Voldermort bust Hermoine’s kneecaps with a baseball as she did threaten to do, then throw her down a flight of steps if Hermoine so much as looked at Villano XXXVII. But then again she threatened to do that to anyone that looked at Villano XXXVII.
After a three year absence from the sport of Indoor Football, the deadzONE is set to return to action, this Saturday Night in Wheeling, WV. The deadzONE won’t be the same as the last time we saw them as Villano XIII, the face of the deadzONE has retired once again from the sport. However the heart of the deadzONE Villano XXXVII will be back in the same seats that History was made. Sec 228 Row A seats 6 and 7.
Throughout the Years the deadzONE had many members
03: Villano XIII, Villano XXXVII, PTBB, and That 80s Guy
04: Villano XIII, Villano XXXVII, That 80s Guy, The Toddler, Stats
05: Villano XIII, Villano XXXVII. Villano VI1/2, The Toddler
Honory Members: Banana Cat, Purple Bear, Intern, Lisa L, Hermoine, the Yeagers, and Villano XIII’s Dad.