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Oct 13, 2008 10:23:15 GMT -5
Post by superpicker on Oct 13, 2008 10:23:15 GMT -5
Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane. He turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to Obama, 'What would you like to talk about?'
'Oh, I don't know,' said Obama. 'How about..What Changes I Should Make To America ?' and he smiles.
'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'
Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'
To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to change America when you don't know $hit?
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Oct 13, 2008 10:50:08 GMT -5
Post by PhattyMatty on Oct 13, 2008 10:50:08 GMT -5
Im an Obama supporter and found it funny
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Oct 13, 2008 14:41:51 GMT -5
Post by Banana Cat on Oct 13, 2008 14:41:51 GMT -5
Ouch.
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Oct 13, 2008 14:49:34 GMT -5
Post by Banana Cat on Oct 13, 2008 14:49:34 GMT -5
I tell you, I get no respect. When my ex-wife said "I do," I should have said "With who?"
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Dec 2, 2008 16:09:41 GMT -5
Post by kosiski on Dec 2, 2008 16:09:41 GMT -5
I tell you, I get no respect. When my ex-wife said "I do," I should have said "With who?" I should have said: "ME!" hehe Kidding man(Joke, do not kill me )
Well, i will try to tranlaste a portuguese joke:" * A rich farmer got married with a woman. The farmer gave house, cars, jobs to wife's familiars and much more. Everyone was happy with that! Some day, the wife was lokking her parents and said: I can not live with my husband anymore! I will break up our relationship! Her father imediataly asked: -But daughter, he is a good person, he loves you, respects you and do not date another women!!1 You already said he is a perfect husband... Why are you planning that?!? And the daughter answered: I can not do it anymore!! My husband just want to do ana1 with me. I can not get down to take something and here he comes, and craw on me. When i got married my as5 was like a 5 cents coin, and know it looks like one dollar coin! And the father said: HEeyY, my daughter, for the gods trust!... Are you looking for trouble because of 95cents?!!?" I hope this make sense, and "do" fun.obs: Erase this if it has inapropriate lenguage! ;D
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Dec 3, 2008 2:20:14 GMT -5
Post by Banana Cat on Dec 3, 2008 2:20:14 GMT -5
I thought it was funny. We'll let this joke stay, although we do try to keep it clean here.
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Dec 4, 2008 20:43:41 GMT -5
Post by PhattyMatty on Dec 4, 2008 20:43:41 GMT -5
Yes we do try to keep it clean
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