Post by Banana Cat on Sept 2, 2010 20:35:56 GMT -5
LETS MAKE UP THE IFL BAND
Associate a team with an appropriate musical instrument/band position:
Who's the keyboards?, piano?, tambourine?, etc.
Omaha Beef = Cowbell
Sioux City Bandits = Bass Guitar / Bass Drums
Sioux Falls Storm = Drums / Vocals / Crooked Promoter
Wyoming Cavalry = Old Lead Singer / Trumpet
Amarillo Venom = _________
Austin Turfcats = Blues Guitar
Bloomington Extreme = _________
Chicago Slaughter = Blues Harmonica
Colorado Ice = _________
Fairbanks Grizzlies = _________
Green Bay Blizzard = _________
Kent Predators = ________
La Crosse Spartans = Jazz Flute / Security
Richmond Revolution = Acoustic Guitar (only does Beatles covers)
Rochester Raiders = Organs / Leads on Groovy Rock
San Angelo Stampede Express = ________
Tri-Cities Fever = ________
West Michigan Thunderhawks = Bongo Drums
West Texas Roughnecks = ________
Wichita Wild = Heavy Metal Guitar
Lehigh Valley Steelhawks = Piano
Arizona Adrenaline = _________
Reading Express = _________
Wenatchee Valley Venom = Pow Wow Drums
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To make the list look cleaner, I moved the previous explanations down here:
Billings Outlaws = Lead Guitar (cowboys play guitar)
Omaha Beef = Cowbell (easy choice: I got a fever, and the only prescription...)
Sioux City Bandits = Bass Guitar (they're familiar with heavy lickings in recent years...ie getting blown out)
Sioux Falls Storm = Drums / Vocals (Silverfox sings "Holy Help Me Hannah" in the background...similar to 'Boats and Hoes' at the end of "Step Brothers")
Wyoming Cavalry = Old Lead Singer / Trumpet (Eddie Lives!!!...remember Eddie and the Cruisers 2, where Eddie comes back from the dead? They'll have to share the microphone with Arkansas now, just like Roth did with Hagar once /// the Cavalry had horns back in the day to signal charge so trumpets also makes sense)
Arkansas Diamonds = New Lead Singer (similar to Sammy Hagar when he joined Van Halen...ie the Twisters were around the same amount of time as the original members, but in a different league)
West Michigan Thunderhawks = Bongo Drums (they're the spontaneous combustible drummer from "Spinal Tap"...they just haven't exploded yet)
Associate a team with an appropriate musical instrument/band position:
Who's the keyboards?, piano?, tambourine?, etc.
ORIGINAL MEMBERSBillings Outlaws = Lead Guitar
Omaha Beef = Cowbell
Sioux City Bandits = Bass Guitar / Bass Drums
Sioux Falls Storm = Drums / Vocals / Crooked Promoter
Wyoming Cavalry = Old Lead Singer / Trumpet
CORE MEMBERSArkansas Diamonds = New Lead Singer
Amarillo Venom = _________
Austin Turfcats = Blues Guitar
Bloomington Extreme = _________
Chicago Slaughter = Blues Harmonica
Colorado Ice = _________
Fairbanks Grizzlies = _________
Green Bay Blizzard = _________
Kent Predators = ________
La Crosse Spartans = Jazz Flute / Security
Richmond Revolution = Acoustic Guitar (only does Beatles covers)
Rochester Raiders = Organs / Leads on Groovy Rock
San Angelo Stampede Express = ________
Tri-Cities Fever = ________
West Michigan Thunderhawks = Bongo Drums
West Texas Roughnecks = ________
Wichita Wild = Heavy Metal Guitar
NEWEST MEMBERSGrand Island, Nebraska = _________
Lehigh Valley Steelhawks = Piano
Arizona Adrenaline = _________
Reading Express = _________
Wenatchee Valley Venom = Pow Wow Drums
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To make the list look cleaner, I moved the previous explanations down here:
Billings Outlaws = Lead Guitar (cowboys play guitar)
Omaha Beef = Cowbell (easy choice: I got a fever, and the only prescription...)
Sioux City Bandits = Bass Guitar (they're familiar with heavy lickings in recent years...ie getting blown out)
Sioux Falls Storm = Drums / Vocals (Silverfox sings "Holy Help Me Hannah" in the background...similar to 'Boats and Hoes' at the end of "Step Brothers")
Wyoming Cavalry = Old Lead Singer / Trumpet (Eddie Lives!!!...remember Eddie and the Cruisers 2, where Eddie comes back from the dead? They'll have to share the microphone with Arkansas now, just like Roth did with Hagar once /// the Cavalry had horns back in the day to signal charge so trumpets also makes sense)
Arkansas Diamonds = New Lead Singer (similar to Sammy Hagar when he joined Van Halen...ie the Twisters were around the same amount of time as the original members, but in a different league)
West Michigan Thunderhawks = Bongo Drums (they're the spontaneous combustible drummer from "Spinal Tap"...they just haven't exploded yet)